Voicemail: Jeffrey you have outstanding items. Please return.
Ring, ring.
Blockbuster: Good afternoon, Blockbuster Video.
Me: Hi, I got a message indicating I had not returned the game I rented.
Blockbuster: What is the name on the account?
Me: Jeffrey Isham
Blockbuster: You have not returned “Star Wars: The Force Unleashed”.
Me: Yes I did.
Blockbuster: Hold please.
Holding.
Blockbuster: It was in our stack of unreadable barcodes, it’s all taken care of.
Me: Um… Ok, thanks.
End Scene.
Are you fucking kidding me?